Quotes From Elways World (continued)

Starting to wonder just how real this world of his is??

15 minutes ago

Elway: Mommy can I have a smoothie?
Me: Sorry buddy, we don't have any bananas and then you wont eat it cause you'll say it's runny.
Elway: (Apparently desperate for a smoothie) I told you you should have got some bananas mommy!!!
Me: Bear, you do know that was only make believe right? At the park earlier you were only pretending to sell mommy bananas
Elway: But you wouldn't buy them mommy and now I want a smoothie!
Me: Would you settle for a pretend smoothie?
Elway: THAT IS SILLY!! (Silly= Elway swear)
Me: OK, fine. But I can't make you a real smoothie honey. How about a blueberry sauce?
Elway: (squinting)There are no blueberries in Elways World!! You are a silly, silly mommy!!!