Elway's 1st Poem on How To Give A Robot Hug

Almost entirely a stall tactic-
delivered entirely in very believable robot voice.

"First you have to bend your arms like this,
(use your imagination)
Then you have to beep like this:
BEEEP!!
Then you think to yourself,
Do I love you baby sister?
Then you open your arms
and beep, YES!
Then you pretend your eyes are flashing
and that you are a robot
and you hug!
That's how to give
a robot hug, Mommy!"